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peters township high school

a shit hole that's filled with rich kids who have rich daddy's and get everything their selfish asses want. they are in pittsburgh pennsylvania and suck ass at football.
by yippie kiya April 19, 2018
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haddon township

a small town in south jersey that is over run by sports, if you dont do any sports you aren't popular its kinda crazy! its a town that is a huge mix of different styles
preppy, emo, punkish, gothic, sporty but the girls in the higher grades are so catty thet never no when to stop!
GO HAWKS!
wow they're no popular cause they dont do sports, they must be from haddon township
by coleene September 9, 2006
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Florence Township High School

A high school located in New Jersey (which is already bad enough) which population consists of morons, cringey freshman, and stoners. The teachers and staff are oblivious to obvious problems within the school and don't give enough of a fuck to fix them. Whenevrt anyone talks shit about anyone nobody does anything. Students there just say they'll do something but they're too tired or stoned to care. As a result, many students show up stoned.
Oh you went to Florence township high school? Isn't that the school that smells like weed?
by Wezelesworth August 21, 2018
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jefferson township

Population: 20,000+. Area: 40+ Square Miles. Government: Senile.

A collection of small shit towns in northern NJ, many up which are totally unrecognizable by name outside of a 5 minute driving radius, mainly: oak ridge, Milton, cozy lake, lake Shawnee, and lake Hopatcong. This place is also affectionately known as “J-town” by its residents, mainly those who (for no provable reason) think that the JTHS football team is good or can even beat Pope John more than once per hundred years. With its over 95% white demographic and close proximity to Sussex County, its home to many all-American morons. From inbred racists to drunken Harley riders, confederate flag waving pick-up truck drivers, NIMBY cell tower protestors, gothic-dressing high school kinds and the white thug and Tokyo Drift wanna-be’s, displays of authentic Jefferson moronism are in no short supply.

Many have speculated that this is a direct result of boredom. There is a definitely lack of amusements in the area, which means cliff parties and self-tattooing are common pastimes. Fun with hair dyes and mailbox baseball fill the time between those activities previously mentioned.

Jefferson is showing signs of improvement. In a recent census, it is believed that the number of people with a full set of teeth now outnumbers those who don’t. These results are have been challenged by neighboring townships claiming there is a link between literacy and having teeth, and the woodchucks and completely toothless of Jefferson can’t report their status because they could not read the census form and did not have an interpreter.

Like many idioms, simply saying “Jefferson Township” or merely just “Jefferson” or “J-town” immediately conjures up a reaction and a common understanding of what is being talked about. It’s almost never in a good way, but in most cases, its “enough said”…..
What is wrong with that guy? He's from Jefferson Township!
by wuzzup j town August 15, 2007
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clinton township

Don't know if the ppl above are in clinton township michigan, but Clinton township michigan is a ghetto hell hole where police take more than half an hour to arrive
"If you get robbed in clinton township, don't expect much help from the CTPD
by Mount Clemens Blood May 29, 2016
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Ocean Township High School

a place for blacks and mexicans to fuck each other and smoke pot and party in apartments
Damn i should have gone to ocean township high school, i could've been in a colored orgi!
by Danny_the_amazing November 1, 2016
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Haddon Township

Haddon township is not a bunch of snob puss cake kids like haddonfield but not the white trash like audobon. all walks of life but one thing in common party hard. if your from haddon twp. you know that you grew up in high school off of keystone light. haddon twp. students and alumni can drink with any other town in the states. beer, blunts and bitches is the code.
person 1 : where did you go this weekend

perspn 2 : Haddon Township
person 1 : how was it ?
person 2 : i dont plan on partying anywhere else from now on
by hearddat September 9, 2011
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