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It's all I have to bring today
This, and my hart beside
This, and my hart, and all the fields
And all the meadows wide
Be sure you count, should I forget
Some one the sum could tell
This, and my heart, and all the bees
Which in the Clover Dwell
-Its all i have to bring today
-nothing else?
- no, that is all
by 140CM February 14, 2022
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square toed shoes

ugly Kenneth Cole shoes that douchebags from miami wear. Probably forgot to button their shirt as well.
Miami Mike: "Yo these square toed shoes are hot, youre tripping".

Hes fucking wrong.
by Jdog6969 March 4, 2011
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time to suck todays dick

Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick
by Dale Denton January 27, 2018
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Toeball

Toeball, or toeballing, is the act of using the toes to kick a soccer ball as opposed to the top of the foot. Toeballs are done mainly by soccer beginners. Cocky golies and Varsity players may at times use the word as if they are better players.
"Look, some new players!"
"Probably a bunch of toeballers."
by ColdVantage January 4, 2005
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toed

The act of sticking a Toe up one's ass.
I was getting pissed off at Derek and I said "DATS IT, I'm gonna Toe you now"
by Zac James June 1, 2004
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toed

To stick a toe into an oriface. Usually the anal or vaginal oriface.
Did you hear about Duffy? Yeah he toed his mom!
by Pimpy C September 28, 2005
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how are your testicles today?

1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"

2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.
so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"
by jason348 January 2, 2007
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