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One who spews words endlessly and endlessly, talking and jabbering on and on with no regard to anyone else's opinions or feelings, just babbling non-stop regardless of the situation or appropriateness and uses words incorrectly or out-of-context, involving the listener in some massively lame inside joke no one outside of a group of two or three people could possibly understand.

also: a loud-mouth jerk.
Once Charlie broke out the cocaine, everyone turned into a total oriface. It was a goddam oriface orifest.
oriface by zapitista August 10, 2007
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warm orifice 

That into which a cock longs to be plunged -- usually balls deep -- repeatedly.

Plunging and replunging is best experienced with a cock of AT LEAST seven and a half inches length and considerable girth.
In middle school his hand was the warm orifice or so he deluded himself. That and a jizz sock started his conditioning of gratifying lust combined with fornication visualisation. Inured he would one day forge a habit of fornicating which would further harden his heart.

In high school he was able to buy devices to simulate a warm orifice; he was much more satisfied, albeit greater lust, with more vivid testosterone enhanced visualisations. In the afterglow of a softened cock he was unaware of his further hardening heart. At least he was without risk of becoming an std dispenser.

Gorged on simulated warm orifices, the flames of concupiscence burning brightly, blinded with hardened heart, he started using women for their warm orifices. Selfishly indifferent to the potential for conception and fatherhood brief though oral "contraceptives" allowed, he plunged and replunged his cock into each of her warm orifices in turn ultimately discarding her for the next set of warm orifices.

Married now and having abandoned the abortifacients masquerading as contraceptives he is permanently a father. He had his filling of her warm orifices he found himself longing for yet a new set of warm orifices.

She thought he loved her. He thought he loved her. They each vowed to love the other. One cannot promise to feel a certain way. Were their vows irrational? No. Love is an act of will. Can love abide lust? Who will stop the cycle?
warm orifice by kmfrayed April 29, 2012

back orifice 

A remote administration tool developed by the cdc which allows a user to control a computer across a tcpip connection.

In simpler terms, it gives someone more control over a computer than the person sitting at the console, and the person at that box has next to no way of detecting Back Orifice once it's been installed on the computer.

Back Orifice gives control of such things including, but not limited to: the file system, the computer's processes and registry, and any multimedia devices attached (webcams, etc.). A hacker would also be able to retrieve almost any information cached by the OS, including any passwords that are used by the computer's owner/operator.

The only real cure for a computer infected with Back Orifice would be to reformat your hard drive, since BO can be configured to attach itself to just about everything.
-My company's network administrator installed Back Orifice on all of our network computers so that he would have a greater amount of control over them.

-Awww, shit! I picked up Back Orifice somewhere and now I've lost all my files to some god-damn hacker.
back orifice by Godfather August 4, 2005
In essence, a hole. Often used for thrusting one's penis into.
I stuck my dick in every orifice of her body.
orifice by Trunks Oliver Wood September 19, 2003

orifice hat trick 

taken from the hockey term ( a hat trick means to score three times) it is a term for sexual activity involving three orifices on a woman (pussy, mouth, ass)
I was with this slut last night and I scored an orifice hat trick, first she gave me a blowjob, then we had straight sex than I did her in the ass.

orifice vulgatron 

A member of a dubstep/rap group called Foreign Beggars. Also just the best name to call yourself of all time.
Q: Who's this awesome rapper in Palm of My Hand?
A: that's Orifice Vulgatron
Q: who...?
A: jfgi
orifice vulgatron by Cloud|Burn December 17, 2014

term in orifice 

used to describe the amount of time a politician was banging his mistress,

alternatively a literal use
how long were you having sex
we were going at it all night, it was a long term in orifice, i even stood for re-erection!
term in orifice by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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