todger

A monitor in a PC gaming setup

1: "Hey dude do you wanna see my massive todger?"
2: "Sure, is there one or 2?"
1: "Only one but ill let you play with it if you want."

by Blunkay June 14, 2024

toaged

to be shocked and to describe something

"OH MY GOD! IS THIS 500 DOLLARS WORTH OF CHICKEN NUGGETS!" he toaged

by Very Chicekn sawce August 6, 2024

Todger Whip

Slap someone wit ya meat

Keep talking to daddy like that and I’m gonna have to todger whip you

by LilUziVertYeaaaa August 19, 2024

Toader

A(n) chronically online degenerate person who dresses up as cute things (Usually green frog onesies) and/or is obsessed with squish-mallows and cute cartoons for some reason. Also is known for acting like a child and behaves in a way where only their opinion is correct.

"You know, I once knew this guy, name was Tom, who was obsessed with cute things, like really fockin obsessed."

"You mean a toader right?"

by Insurrect3023 January 31, 2026

Todger Slap

To slap your penis on somone or somthing

I'm going to todger slap you

by EarlyBird1 May 27, 2025

Toadie

A guy who likes to lick the dick and pussy of a couple as they are fucking. Different to being a cuck licking his wife's bull, this guy has joined a dominant couple.

First of all, it rhymes with Roadie. Which is another name for support staff. They do jobs the main act don't want to.

Secondly, individual toad in the hole look like a dick in a pussy. A toadie is someone who eats the toad.

Gary is a toadie, he likes to lick a woman's pussy while her husband is fucking her. He doesn't mind licking a bit of dick too.

by Sausage Sandwich November 19, 2025

Tadger Stamp

An imprint of a male sexual organ on someone or something

He has a Tadger Stamp on his forehead

by Periodox January 22, 2026