scar tissue

A lyric that Anthony Keidis wrote about his father after Anthony got into an accident and Mr. Keidis didn't show sincere sympothy.

Scar Tissue that I wish you saw, sarcastic mister know-it-all.

by crayon_pink July 22, 2006

tissue pixie

your mom if she pays you for jacking off in tissues and putting them under your pillow. like the tooth fairy but hillbilly

i got 20bucks from the tissue pixie. been wackin off alot since sister moved out

by horny uncle June 26, 2008

Tissue Party

A particularly intense session of sexual intercourse or masturbation, where a large number of tissues are required to wipe up all the cum.

What you up to tonight girl?
Nothing much, you?
How about you come over and we have a tissue party?

by aperception May 26, 2015

Butterfly tissue

A butterfly tissue is when you cum into a tissue/toilet paper then squeeze it and throw it away. Later on someone finds the tissue and licks it clean. When you look at the tissue the cum shapes into a butterfly if done right.

Butterfly Tissue

by sexydaddy94 February 20, 2010

clit tissue

n., toilet paper (slang word used by females)

derived from Kleenex/tissue

I had to squat in the bushes, good thing I had some clit tissue in my pocket.

by Autum January 8, 2006

Issues with Tissues

A retarded person who is uncomfortable around complicated surroundings.

"IM HAVING ISSUES WITH MY TISSUES" said the retard having issues with tissues.

by Pwa 'm' Pwa November 16, 2009

mexican tissue

mexican paper with photo of el presidente Vicente Fox

gringos what would you do with mexican tissue with picture of Vicente Fox ?? U see! I didn't need to write an example.

New presidente to recall all mexican tissue. New nafta rules 1 paso = 1 dollar!!!, I must dig deep in this old outhouse mucho denaro!!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006