tinder blast

a reckless succession of right swipes intended as a shotgun approach to finding the evenings tinder fuck. A tinder blast usually results in a night of bad decisions and a morning of blocking undesirables.

Hey bro, sorry I ditched you last night. I tinder blasted my dignity away.

by Glyph11 February 15, 2014

Tindernitis

A condition characterized by painful stiffness and cramping of the hand and wrist as a result of the repeated swiping of the fingers while using a touch screen device, commonly associated with the online dating app, Tinder .

My friend went to the doctor's office and came back diagnosed with tindernitis.

by mynoduesp October 13, 2014

Tinder shape shifter

(n) A very fat or large girl on Tinder who uses a very flattering profile picture to lure men (or women) in. The ruse often goes undiscovered until a further perusing of the profile after a match is made. Some may choose to unmatch, or will feel to guilty to do so. Tinder shape shifters, when matched, will often message their potential mates first.

Man 1: "dude check this new Tinder match out, she's hot as hell!"
Man 2: "look closer at her profile my friend, she is actually a Tinder shape shifter"
Man 1: "nooooo! How did you know this?"
Man 2: "because...I too have matched with her"
*both hang heads in shame*

by dtay87 July 1, 2015

Tinder Blister

A cold sore HSV 1 or Genital Herpes HSV-2 that manifests approximately one week after a Tinder date and is immortal, due to Tindering.

“I think that bitch Crystal from Tinder gave me a Tinder Blister.

by SHAWN S0L0 January 15, 2019

Tinder Eugenics

The genetic annihilation of men under 6 feet in height by the forces of mass technology combined with feminism.

Due to the prevalence of tinder eugenics, guys who would have been able to get married and have families years ago are now total incels.

by D Flawless April 21, 2020

Tinkerer

A character who enjoys and excels working with metal objects, like olden shotguns and tomahawks.

Matt wields a tomahawk like a tinkerer.

by jaggededge April 7, 2011

Tinkerbell

With blonde hair and a huge personality a Tinkerbell sweetest and more caring person, you can imagine. Tinkerbell is a person who brings joy where ever they go. Often time Tinkerbell gets jealous easily and tends to need a lot of attention. Tinkerbells are very loyal even if they don't have the right word to give advice, they are always there for you. They are beautiful inside and out and while people might be scared or freaked out of them at first glance, it is not long till they realize how amazing a Tinkerbell is. She is loud and crazy and sometimes obnoxious but you can't help to love them anyways.

Who is your best friend?
It's Tinkerbell, because she is the best.

by tormented-anguish February 3, 2021