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gym teacher

middle-aged man who was a star athlete at your school approximately 15 or 20 years ago and never got over their glory days
Our gym teacher made us genuflect the banner that celebrated his school record of points scored in a single game in 1987

Our gym teacher was voted most athletic in the senior superlatives, class of '68
by anticookie908 October 6, 2008
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Teacher-Tease

When you think your teachers coming on to you but then you realize you've just watched to many porno's
I thought Mrs White was coming on to me until i realized i was under a teacher-tease
by Gimaf October 27, 2012
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Margaret Thatcher

by Skriddo March 24, 2022
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street theater

A manufactured commotion meant to distract.
Well, officer, there was a little street theater, and when I looked down, my bag was gone.
by buggum September 18, 2005
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Math Teacher

A person (although you may doubt that they're actually human at times), hired and paid to torture young children between the ages of 7-18, usually using creative and meaningless methods you will forget instantaneously after the torture session and never have to use again in your life. This will occur in a special section of Hell labeled "School", where you will also be subjected to various other attempts to steal your mental stability; although math class is most certainly the one you have to be most wary of.
Administration: "What methods of torture do you have planned for today, Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert evil sounding name here*?
Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert same evil sounding name used above here*: "I was thinking of Pre-Calc and maybe a sprinkle of algebra and geometry to really get them crying"
Administration: "Sounds like a fantastic idea! Remember though, make sure to assign more homework to them than you actually have to just to make sure that their stress is at an all time high! We wouldn't want to get one-upped by the psychiatric ward like we did last time."
by KaiBoi_Senpai November 16, 2020
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Harbor Teacher Preperation Academy

1. Hell on earth 2. when stupid teachers do uneccesary things 3. When you stay up till 3am doing homework 4. When you school is on tennis courts. 5. When you have no social life due to your school. 6. When you get a detention for smiling

IT IS IN WILMINGTON ON THE CAMPUS OF HARBOR COLLEGE... WE ARENT THAT SMART
Girl 1: OMG! You go to Harbor teacher Preperation Academy?!
Girl 2: Unfortunatly
Girl 1: Wow i feel bad for you
Girl 2: *Passes out due to lack of sleep and boredom in class*
by phychosalinas November 7, 2010
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teachers pet

A complete suck-up. Never gets in trouble and gets away with everything!
teacher: can someone please pass out these papers?
Joe: Of course! you look absolutely gorgeous today, have you been working out?
Sally: what a teachers pet!
by totalawesomerocker February 14, 2010
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