Sweaty Vortex

When you're sucking a guy off from both ends, but doing it very poorly.

I watched it on DVR and Kuz was sucking so bad at both ends. The guy never came and his asshole still looked dirty. Total Sweaty Vortex.

by Bob Selvin December 30, 2020

Vortex

Pile drive someones fucking asshole

"Hey Sarah how was Finn last night?" Said Jessica
"Finn absolutely vortexed my asshole last night!" Sarah exclaimed

by The pile driver November 17, 2020

Maybe Vortex

Clearly the best Xbox player in the world.

“Maybe Vortex is just that good.”

by Wempls February 24, 2022

Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!

A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!

by CivSki May 28, 2022

the mystical vortex

Anything which inevitably draws surrounding beings into its heavenly current.

When Allie met Tim she entered into the sublime experience of the mystical vortex

by Digger D Clam August 10, 2022

eye vortex

An especially attractive part of a man or womans body that is difficult to avert your gaze from.

Man Tasha's tits are such an eye vortex, she's caught me twice staring all ready

by the kupo god November 24, 2010

Polar Vortex

When a gentleman sticks his erection into a pale of ice water then quickly inserts aforementioned boner into the vagina or anus of the receiving partner.

Oh, bitch, you're about to feel that Polar Vortex

by Quinnythepooh February 1, 2019