cerebral vortex

A total emptiness of mind. A state of extreme derp. Similar to writer's block, but can apply to anything.
1. Someone asked me what my address was yesterday and I just blanked. Total cerebral vortex
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today
by stuffwithben April 22, 2021
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vortex chest

the sudden indentation of ones chest
vortex chest = joe hammond
by a big black man December 07, 2008
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Vortex Coalition

A shitty larp pyramid scheme that is run on Minecraft anarchy servers by morons
Did you see that clip of voco (Vortex Coalition) losing a 1v25?
by December 17, 2020
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Trash Vortex

A) Of or pertaining to a cultural dislocation; possibility violating any persistent interconnectivity principles
B) Rural slang for use in an bar or pub that is populated with uncouth patrons who have never listened to the Digable Planets song 'Rebirth of Slick'.
A) "Modern American culture has been encroached so deeply that this place is obviously a trash vortex."

B) "Come on Jimbo, this bar is a freakin trash vortex."
by Death of a Non-Salesman December 20, 2015
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Vortex-Gender

A gender which you don't care about your gender "suck the genders in" as it is called a vortex. you don't want just one pronoun you most likely want all of them so just take them.
ALSO NEVER OVER USE ONE PRONOUN ITS ANNOYING USE THEM ALL SWITCH IT UPPPPP
Omg! Your Vortex-gender, does that mean you use all pronouns? You do? I will make sure to use them!
by Axol!! August 16, 2022
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Vortex As Fuck

Something that would be used by, done by, or listened to by the Vortex Club in Life is Strange.
The some you were listening to was Vortex As Fuck!!!
by ChristopherTheWriter July 31, 2015
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Purple vortex

When someone named Christian uses his massive ego to swallow up all of the weak peasants in Benghazi.
Woah! That dude just hit those guys with a purple vortex!
by smallPOPA June 06, 2019
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