Welcome to the Internet

a song that is written by Bo Burnham

Welcome to the internet!

by SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH! September 19, 2021

Rule Zero of the Internet

Rule zero of the internet refers to the most important rule of the internet. Don't f**k with cats.

Hey do you know rule zero of the internet? It's don't f**k with cats.

by Phenoniem January 13, 2022

Dora the Internet Explorer

Dora's web browser, which is based on the crap Internet Explorer.

Dora uses her special "Dora the Internet Explorer" browser by Microsoft. It keeps on crashing and crashing and crashing.

by IAmNotSashaFierce April 4, 2010

Rule 54 of The Internet

If there is a song on the internet, there is a Megalovania remix of it.

Is there a megalovania x Space Jam? Apply Rule 54 of The Internet.

by Dartheron April 29, 2020

the unholy trinity of the internet

The unholy trinity of the internet consists of three photos that one must witness to become a jaded internet user, once these three have been witnessed, they can not be un-witnessed. these three pictures are( going tamest to least tame in my opinion)
Lemon Party, three gay elders with flaccid penises having an orgy
Goatse, an old man bent over to the camera and exposing his wide arsehole
and last but not least, tub girl, an asian girl in a bath shitting everywhere

Hey, Joey, Johnny looks like he's seen some shit in his time...
Yeah, he was forced to witness the unholy trinity of the internet.
Jesus, I would never wish that fate upon my worst enemy...

by huesicle November 12, 2015

Get off the internet

When someone, especially someone you know, keeps on clicking on related links. This mostly applies to when watching related YouTube videos, and eventually leads to a video that has no relation to the original search term. Also, this term is can be used when a person just keeps watching shock websites and will not stop no matter how many times you tell them to.

Guy 1: Hey look at this cool video!
Guy 2: Cool, how did you find that?
Guy 1: Oh, I just searched something and kept on clicking on related videos.
Guy 2: But this video has nothing to do with what you searched!?
Guy 1: Yea, but.... WOW LOOK AT THIS VIDEO!
Guy 2: Just get off the internet!
Guy 1: But....
Guy 2: GET OFF THE INTERNET!!

by Get off the internet! January 1, 2011

under the internet

to transfer something over an internal network or intranet.

hey man can you send me that word document under the internet

by extremely_flammable July 24, 2010