cleaning the basement

something that never gets done

Haha i'll go out with you when im cleaning the basement

by Breckenridge July 3, 2008

Cleaning the Corn

A euphemism for masturbation or Jacking off

Guy 1 "hey are you ready to go"

Guy 2 " hold on for a sec I'm cleaning the corn right now"

by monk2010 April 14, 2010

cleaning the milk wand

Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.

Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.

by Rabid Nozomi October 24, 2008

The Anti-Clan

1) A squad of superb gamers that hate clannies because they are ridiculous and don't know what they are doing.

2) A squad of superb gamers that hate clannies because clan members never go onto any server by themselves, for doing so would show their lack of skill.

1) What is that clannie doing? The battle is on the ground not in the sky!

2) Look at those clannies stacking the teams, why don't you people fight one on one you losers!

by OogaBooga June 11, 2006

Cleaning The Bathroom

when a Bulimic girl turns on all the water (shower tub and sink) to cover up the sounds of her throwing up.

Mom: wow Mary really likes to clean the bathroom, to bad she dos'nt do a good job)

ex2

Mary turns on all the water to hide sounds of her throwing up (her mom is dumb enough to think shes "cleaning the bathroom")

by Frankie nj April 24, 2007

The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

cleaning the fish tank

A slang term for lesbians eating each other out.

What were u girls doing in there? Cleaning the fish tank.

by Slam Clown January 20, 2010