Crocodile Tears

Fake tears for the purpose to look like you understand or because it's the appropriate thing to do

She didn't care that her father-in-law just died, but she cries those crocodile tears anyways, pretending to feel the pain.

by sprinkes_in_my_frosting February 12, 2008

On a tear

On a streak or series, usually a winning streak. Will sometimes be used (semi-sarcastically) to define a losing streak.

When used for a positive streak, it's similar to "tear it up."

He won four bike races in a row--he's on a tear!

The market went up 14% in the least four weeks. The market is on a tear! (aka "The market is tearing it up!")

by Wayne the definer April 2, 2009

Blood Tear

When a man ejaculates and blood comes out of his penis when he cums.

A person was masturbating for over 1 hour and he ended up and finally climaxes, and instead of sperm he ejaculates a blood tear.

by Theodorable October 19, 2009

tears of a clown

A phrase used to describe a person who appears joyful and chipper around people but is actually emotionally distraught. Usually this results from heartbreak or a severely stubbed toe.

Johnny: Have you heard Al's joke about his last ex!!!?
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.

by Ejizelator March 2, 2016

chocolate tear

A chocolate tear is when your ass waters just a little bit, it can either be from drinking too much espresso, or from your ass crying in anticipation of being penetrated.

1. He shed one chocolate tear from his winking brown eye.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.

by B.ryeen April 13, 2008

Tears for Fears

A suberb, 'soft' rock/pop/light new-wave group from the 80's. They are responsible for such hits like 'I Believe', 'Shout', and 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World', just to name a few. They're thoughtful, oftentimes introspective lyrics and (usually) talented singing and musical prowess helped set them at least a step above many of the bands in the 80's.

Easily one of the best 80's bands, whom just released a new album called Everybody Loves a Happy Ending.

by Pikachu's Best Guiness October 8, 2004

Unicorn Tears

The tears wept by a unicorn, an elusive item that is hard to come by. Once a unicorn sheds a tear, it dies within the hour. Making Unicorn Tears a rare/expensive item to posses.

A car like that, is about as expensive has unicorn tears.

by Greg1973 October 12, 2014