temporary suicide

Taking a sleeping pill
as a solution to not deal with realty or boredom.

I had no plans for valentines day so I committed temporary suicide early last night.

I'm so excited about my plans tomorrow I'm going to committ temporary suicide and get some extra sleep.

by Marc and Jimmy November 17, 2007

temporary crush

When you like someone, but then you realize that there is no way they'll ever like you back... so to get over them you: pick a person (your temporary crush) that you are mildly attracted to as your new crush, and every time you think of that other person, think of your new crush instead just until you get over him...

"Hey, don't you like that guy?"
"Yeah, but it'll never work so I'm using a temporary crush, that guy over there."
"Nice..."

by SoStupidI'mDangerous September 29, 2011

asian temptation

a woman of asian descent who is very attractive, ie a temptation

"have you seen that new asian girl whos just started shes sooooo fit"

"asian temptation!"

"totally!"

by lambo number 5 May 4, 2009

Temperamental

A half temper and a half mental

Person 1- Gosh, my parents are kinda Temperamental, I hate my life.

Person 2- Bro, you mean they are both temper and mental?

person 1- Exactly.

by Allawee July 4, 2012

Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary

When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.

by Sairin January 6, 2005

temporary fix

Being used to fill a hole until someone else comes along to replace you. See rebound

Ex 1: "Who's this? Where's Maria?"
"Maria left me. This is my Temporary fix, Mandy."
Ex 2: I'm always the temporary fix, and never actally loved."

by Flowercrown March 4, 2016

Room temperature challenge

Getting killed.

"Hey, what did you ever do to that guy you were talking about?"
- "I killed him in public, he took the room temperature challenge."

by squantis February 1, 2021