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Juicy Television

Juicy Television happens when a man, or a squirting woman is wacking off to pron. When the man or woman reaches there peak and spill there Goo on the Porn actor or actress face on the Television to represent oral Sex
Guy: Hey i should have oral sex tonight! Wait nobody likes me. Wait i Know i will juicy Television everywhere.
by y u no subsribe to my channel November 7, 2012
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canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight
by xenrax June 29, 2024
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Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.
Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.
by Joquandra April 7, 2011
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Peak Television

Any form of entertainment represented in episodes that could be considered one of the best e.g: Mr Robot, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Monster and Berserk (1998)
Walter White: Jesse, we need to watch Breaking BAD
Jesse Pinkman: Yeah bitch! Peak Television yo!
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Hollywood music television Metal Kel

Metal Kel is a rock Godess of the thrash heavy metal scene worldwide as well as the Facebook page administrator for the Black Label Society Berzerkerette Chapter and original member of the Society Dwellin Mother FUCKERS. Metal Kel is hands down the most informed accurate interviews w Mayhem Festival with the Metal Mulisha interviewing bands from black label society to slipknot rob zombie Kerry king corey Taylor.....
Example: top much metal for omr hand horns....
Your so Hollywood music television Metal Kel
by Pheonix inc. April 2, 2022
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television

The parents put the girl in front of the television until dinner was cooked.
by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015
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