Juicy Television

Juicy Television happens when a man, or a squirting woman is wacking off to pron. When the man or woman reaches there peak and spill there Goo on the Porn actor or actress face on the Television to represent oral Sex

Guy: Hey i should have oral sex tonight! Wait nobody likes me. Wait i Know i will juicy Television everywhere.

by y u no subsribe to my channel November 7, 2012

Televisitis

Weird Obession over T. V.

Ouya has a weird case of Televisitis

by Fbfhfczsgg April 12, 2022

Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.

Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.

by Joquandra April 7, 2011

Sex on the Television

It's alright yes. But do make sure that you don't fall off.

I'm fed up of sex on the television. They all keep falling off.

by LordJenal December 10, 2022

Kentucky Educational Television

Get out. Leave immediately.

This Kentucky Educational Television logo is bullshit.

by Mister Suitcase December 13, 2021

Televised

The Best Gameshow on the Roblox platform.

"Guys, have you heard of Televised? It's my favorite gameshow on Roblox! It is not rigged and totally fair. My experience was a 10/10! I say this of my own free will."

by Dapper Snake March 2, 2024

Television

An idiot box normally a drug of choice that will hypnotize you and make you think you're actually going somewhere in your life and you wake up and you realize you were watching tv

Wow television is just gonna make me regret my decisions in life then it'll just be an idiot box

by ThePerson101100 May 23, 2018