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pititulus testortion

pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.
I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.
by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008
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Uno testocoloso

When one or which has uno testicoles, and is unable to splatter.
You fucking nigga, bitch you only have “uno testocoloso.
by whadussy we’re the pussy December 12, 2022
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Teionna

A very sassy female. Usually this female will be an Aries . Typically only measure 5ft so very much on the petite side. She is quick tempered, a passionate lover and overall bad bitch PUURRRDDD!
Karen : “Hey Teionna” ( touches Teionna’s hair)

Teionna : “BITCHHHH” ( gives Karen a 2 piece then walks away )
by Trippysmilezzz July 2, 2020
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testoclanotamy

that after-glow feeling right after one urinates
Alex: I haven't peed in 5 days.
Charlie: When you do, you'll feel a wave of testoclanotamy.
by John Motherfucking Lennon November 28, 2006
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testostecockerone

a. Invisible substance that emanates from excessively masculine men. Men with to much testostecockerone can be found at the gym sucking down protein shakes and staring at themselves in the mirror trying to compensate for their ridiculously small penises.

b. That smell that emanates in the male floors of dorms.
"The testostecockerone is just seething off of Jason when he starts sucking down that giant ass bucket-O-protein."
by PeopleareStupid January 4, 2010
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testoster-own

When a male "owns" or "pwns" a female in something feminine; such as braiding hair, painting fingernails, or buying clothes.
"Yeah right, he will not do a better job than her in straightening hair.....oh gosh! He's going to testoster-own her!
by Schmindeline January 15, 2010
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Teion

She is tall, funny, lit, cute on some days, ugly most of the time. But has the best personality
Wow Teion is the best
by Everydaywelit23 July 12, 2017
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