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Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.
She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.
by Cody G. C. March 11, 2008
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Testicles

Male gonads. In human males they hang between the legs and they are extremely sensitive and vulnerable. The position of human testicles is only apparently an anatomical error; it represents instead an evolutionary condition being cause and effect at the same time of the fact that females are the dominant sex among humans.
The wife kicked his husband in the testicles so he fell down on his knees in pain and kissed her feet.
by ragazzacattiva March 9, 2015
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Pinus Testicles

A young greek boy from the town of greecikiastopolis. 2. cousin to greekastopolis t. Hector. How to say idiot in norweigian
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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Tefticles

Pronounced (TEFT-TIK-LS)

The special breed of testicles only produced by the one ancestorial family the tefaili's
Jack- "oh great heavens" *exclaims jack
Jeremy- "aye bruh shuush I clipped these of one of the tefaili brothers"

Jack- "I love Tefticles, they ar-"
*jeremy dunks the tefticles in Jacks mouth*
by AutysmOOliver April 6, 2022
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Texticles

Your thumbs.
M: I use both texticles when I text.
N:Wtf
by MK808 December 14, 2010
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Texticles

1. A male to male sexting session
2. Bare texting
I'll send you a texticles later
by HollieHomicidex January 7, 2011
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texticles

A unique trait that can be acquired by either male or female.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles.
He must have a solid pair of texticles if he thinks he can get away with texting me at 4 in the morning looking for a fight.
by WolfBone December 31, 2011
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