Teeples

A rare penile infection in which the penis becomes lopsided, shrinks and develops sores and warts. This is typically caused by an extreme case of excessive masturbation.

I heard tom caught Teeples, damn now no bitch is going to fuck him

by Lickumup December 15, 2017

teens for tomorrow

a charity organization founded by 4 great people. www.teensfortomorrow.org

i like teens for tomorrow

by leo January 1, 2005

Temps

Short for temporary license.

Random Person Named Bob: Check it, bitches, I just got my temps.

Random Person Named Bill: I got my actual license years ago.

Bob: Fuck you, Bill.

by kiarafan April 25, 2010

Teesha

Sometimes is a bitch, and she laughs at almost everyone/Everything. She also is easy to make laugh not only that, but can pick up a guy quickly, but due to high standards will drop him fast.

Geez Teesha, you can't have a standard relationsh- wait you have a new guy? ALREADY???

by Ö...Y.U.SCREAMIN October 11, 2016

snorg tees

the one reason not to use this site

I used to use urban dictionary, but I got so tired of the snorg tees adds that I switched to Merriam Webster

by uwishu were me October 31, 2011

the 7 habits of highly effective teens

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.

guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

by stu March 5, 2004

teepee

Something for Beavis' bunghole.

" ... I need teepee for my bunghole!"

by B.Dizzy November 1, 2006