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yawning in technicolor

The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.
Steve downed a 1/2 gallon of vodka in less than an hour. He was yawning in technicolor all night.
by thoughtstipated June 14, 2008
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pole technician

My girlfriend thinks the term stripper is degrading to women, she refers to herself as a "pole technician."
by Rhoward August 19, 2009
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techanic

n.

Anyone who works with or has expertise in anything technical. Techanics, much like their sibling the 'mechanic', are placed in situations of similar power with regards to screwing you over monetarily without you even knowing.

Most of us have a techanic we go to that we can trust when we have questions about building a website, or buying a computer so when we go shopping we won't get gouged on the prices.
I went to best buy to purchase a new computer, but the techanic up there just kept trying to sell me features I didn't think I needed, and quoted me a $2999 on a new basic system!

Josh, my techanic, says Web 2.0 is overrated.
by lazyeye78 April 15, 2009
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technicide

The end result of becoming so infuriated at a piece of technology that one renders it useless by throwing it into a wall, dropping it out a window, taking a baseball bat to it, shooting it, etc. just to show once and for all who really is lord and master. See Office Space.
Ted couldn't stand his cellphone dropping every third call due to a malfunctioning internal antenna, so he committed technicide by renting a steamroller for an hour and running over it while Bill recorded the video on Ted's new phone.
by The Dumb Ox January 19, 2009
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Technical Woody

To become aroused, from the viewing or using of technology.
Male 1:Hey, did you see the new TV we installed!?
Male 2: Hell yeah, talk about a technical woody.
by Rebel-Outcast November 12, 2009
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technical love

Technically love. It can be looked upon as love, but barely. It has everything that love has. But it's only technical.
They're going through the motions...but so does a machine. They produce technical love.
by Maphael October 14, 2011
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technicality

used as an expression when one defies anything ordinary.
When playing billiards, Adopto Boy, scratches the ball on the break, so he calls technicality and gets a redo.
by superhero villian August 10, 2009
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