tachungus

Lord and saviour Tachanka destroyed daddy chungus’s asshole and a baby tachungus was born destined I save all of mother russia

Soviet1: oh no the Asians have taken over Russia

Soviet2: don’t fear for tachungus will clear them out with one slap of his 37” dick

by Kaleb the molester February 4, 2019

Taicha

The most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. She will give meaning to that certain someone that could not be found anywhere else. She knows exactly what needs to be said in a hard moment, but also knows how to make the best moments perfect. She could without a doubt be the best girl that any man could marry. Without her, there are certain people who just could not function. What she wants she already has, but she really wants to be with a certain person in his arms forever. She is by far the best person that any man could think of and any other man should be jealous of the guy that is loved by Taicha.
Taicha, will you marry me?
by BoilerUp2013 May 01, 2011

Taicha is the most gorgeous woman in this entire world

by by BoilerUp2013 May 01, 2011 November 24, 2021

Pappy tache

When you stick a finger up your ass,then wipe it under an unsuspecting persons nose (along the upper lip perhaps).

Tache from moustache, pappy from I dont know

Sicko 1 -"Dude I just gave Dave a pappy tache!"
Sicko 2 " Huh huh huh!"
Dave - "Whats that smell?"

by samothec August 6, 2007

Muff-tache

A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.

The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

tach

As a verb, to shoulder someone in the crotch. As a noun, the shouldering of someone in the crotch. Generally executed by midgets and received by NBA players.

OW!! That 6 year old just TACHED me.
He deserved a tach.

by Soytsauce March 28, 2007

tachae

someone who is fiesty, and is good at sports, also she can have very bad mood swings, and is violent. and have the fattest asses!! They also are very smart, but act like a fool and are very rude at times and hypocryte

wow shes such a tachae
she acts just like tachae

by ghettonessnames December 5, 2013

Tach

An acronym for a tasteful amount of chest hair

Your tach requires little to no manscaping.

by CTJH December 31, 2016