11th Floor Tailspin

When two people involved in a workplace or office affair meet on the top floor of their building for a brief, but much needed, desired, and illicit midday liaison. The very top floor of many office buildings (or a portion of it) is typically not used by tenants and is reserved for the elevator machine room. It is usually only accessible by an unknown staircase, and makes a perfect hideaway for a secret office romance.

Jill: How about we take an 11th floor tailspin for lunch?

Jack: Sounds like a plan. Meet you at the stairs.

Jill: It's so dangerous! I love it!

by Raspberry Jam October 5, 2009

squirrel tail

When a woman shaves her pubic hair but neglects to trim her asshole.

I never seen anything like it, I turned the bitch around and seen a 4 inch squirrel tail.

by Dreass December 28, 2005

Gator tail

A long line of chunky cocaine.

Line up the gator tails. It's gonna be a long night!

by random710 June 1, 2018

tailhole

A term used for the large group of people called Furries.

Tailhole defines the anus or ass underneath ones tail.

he slowly lifted his tail and pushed his cock tip deep into his waiting tailhole.

by timber wulf July 29, 2005

Cat o' nine tails

A type of whip formerly used as a torture device, mostly for lashes in punishment of crimes. It is now used by BDSM partners, though usually without the death and severe wounds.

We hope.

My ass still hurts from that cat o' nine tails she used on me.

by DeaMatrona January 19, 2012

tailgate

to follow another vehicle dangerously closely

Some jerk was tailgating me all the way to work.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Louisiana Tail Drop

The failed attempt to make a proper landing on the toilet seat otherwise known as the landing zone and the bowels are released short of the rim leaving excrement all over the stool and floor. The Louisiana Tail Drop is experienced during explosive diarrhea brought on by too many Cajun style shrimp, oysters and red beans and rice. The condition appears out of nowhere and is accompanied by gut wrenching and imminent sphinctergeddon. In all cases, the onset occurs when one is the furthest from the nearest rest room facility. Due to the intense pressure, simultaneous ass clenching and efforts to remove one's pants and grunders in time, the distance to the bowl is misjudged and the assplosion occurs short of the rim leaving ass gravy.

During a high profile case, attorney Dick Short of the firm Short, Course and Kirley suffered from an unexpected shart attack brought on by his lunch that day at the Rajun Cajun Restaurant. He made a prompt courtroom exit during a five minute recess to relieve his bowels; however he misjudged the distance to the bowl as he was coming in for release and ended up doing Louisiana Tail Drop. While relieved, the mess and the stench caused the court to evacuate and recess for the remainder of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode August 26, 2013