Tallahassee

A boring town that is small enough to be boring but big enough to have gangs and ghettos. There are too many rednecks and thugz. There are a couple famous people from Tallahassee, like NFL first round draft picks Antonio Cromartie and Ernie Sims, and rapper T-Pain. On Lost, somebady said "I went to tallahassee once. It was all strip malls and waffle hauses!" Dont come here it sucks

"I went to tallahassee once. It was all strip malls and waffle hauses!"

by johnnizzle April 27, 2007

Tallahassee Tallboy

The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.

I never leave Florida without getting a Tallahassee Tallboy.

by Nate lowry May 5, 2015

tallahassee twinkie

The art of cramming cake or pastries into a large girls mouth before receiving a blowjob thus adding the cream filling.

I made brenda a Tallahassee twinkie then punched in the nose making it red velvet cake.

by Paullyboi June 4, 2016

tallahassee mudflap

That act of shitting in the shower and violently slapping the bottom of your foot making sure to splatter it onto the walls of the shower and leaving it there to dry

Man that one nasty ass Tallahassee Mudflap dude.

by DAT THICCC BITCH 6969 March 29, 2017

Tallahassee Slut Water

Vodka + Any flavor of La Croix sparking water

What are you drinking tonight?

Girl, you know I stay drinking my Tallahassee Slut Water! Tonight it's pamplemousse.

by Dirly Girly June 25, 2017

Taleace

Taleace is a very beautiful woman likes to make you laugh ,lights up the room with her smile. Is a loving person always worries a lot but never wants to worry others. Is very talented created and an hilarious person you will always want to be around. Taleace is a caring friend and family always cheers others up with her goofiness.

Taleace is a kind person but don't seek her for an pushover is not the one to mess with or even get angry can tend to be petty when very annoyed. She is a likeable, friendly, ambitious,funny and talented person.

Taleace is so funny

Yeah She is one talented person

What's not to like about her

Yeah she is so pretty

by Truleybless April 2, 2019

Taleyah

A beautiful smart cheerful girl that seems perfect. She has the singing voice like a angel she is very skilled at drawing and is attractive inside and out. She’s as skinny as a twig and seems like she can’t hurt you but she will so you definitely don’t want to get on her bad side.

Taleyah is perfect almost in every single way.

by 23254636466464646 April 20, 2019