taffy bracket

A very loose boundary. A limit that can be stretched like taffy. Usually used to describe financial ambiguity.

Well, since I'm making some where between zero and nothing, my income is kind of on a taffy bracket right now.

by java monster February 24, 2008

Taffy Fun

History Teacher

Taffy Fun gave us history homework today.
or

Taffy Fun picked up my pencil in class.

by Taffy Fun May 27, 2009

Taffystring

Taffystring, is a sex thing, now you need to have a flexible partner for this one. Basically you stretch your partner out and eat their asshole. Then you dislocate you’re hips and plummet your dick into their ass or vagina.

“Me and your wife, Lily, did the Taffystring last Tuesday.”

by GoliathSizedDick July 6, 2020

Taffy

He is a Japanese spitz, with furry fur.

Look at taffy! He is sooooooooooooo cute!

by Makodeshark February 23, 2021

Taffernoon

An afternoon spent watching a marathon of Jon Taffer scream at sleazy dive bar staffs on Bar Rescue.

We were supposed to go to the beach, but we discovered the Bar Rescue channel on Pluto TV and ended up having a Taffernoon.

by (BP) August 1, 2021

Laffy taffy

When he never got circumcised so his dick just gotta a lotta Forskin

Ew I’m not gonna suck your dick, you got a laffy taffy

by Eatdatpussyup555 December 9, 2019

Laffy taffy girl

Being a fan of keeping foreskin.

My friends think my foreskin is so cool. They are such laffy taffy girls.

by cnoble87 July 24, 2020