smurf twist

the act of reaching down and twisting the balls when a male has blue balls

that guy got mad i wouldnt put out for him, so i gave him a smurf twist.

by smurfetta November 26, 2006

touch of the tism

when a person is exceeding difficult or socially obtuse; when their behavior suggests the potential for a mild end of spectrum diagnosis; you do not want to be politically incorrect and rashly call someone retarded or autistic, but you're deeply frustrated with their conduct and rigidity

Oh, Katie is fixated on whether I wrote her name in dust - she's got a touch of the tism.

Tom's been fairy dusted with some eccentric and irritating personal traits - he's got a touch of the tism.

by SNLinReview May 31, 2019

Twist Up

To roll up a blunt of marijuana.

Recently came into popular use after being used on the West Coast.

Marco: "Chill dawg...break bread so I can finesse this OG into this blunt and twist up."

Juan: Say less.

by King Vicious May 29, 2018

Twista

One of the fastest rappers out there, next to Bone Thugs N Harmony. Set 2 of the fastest rapping records out there. Unfortunately, the record was taken by Ricky Brown with the song "No Clue".

Twista has some fast raps, with a great pronunciation.

by CriticalDesign August 7, 2007

Tism Rizz

When your autistic traits cause you to be perceived as flirty or charming. Autistic charisma.

“She was clearly into me, she was making eye contact, nodding and smiling, and was twirling her hair!”

“Ha! No dude, that’s the tism rizz!”

by DapperHusband July 23, 2023

new orleans nipple twist

when a flamboyant midget negro runs by awkwardly (on account of the midgetness) during the mardi gras celebration and latches his tiny little fingers onto a slutty college girl's exposed nipples.

becky: oh my god brittney! last night some little black guy ran by and grabbed my nipples when i was flashing some old guy. *shows brittney her nipples*
brittney: dayyyummm girl! thats one hell of a new orleans nipple twist!

by yowiena69 March 13, 2010

sloppy toppy with a twist

when she's down on your dick and she drools on it before pulling out her dick for you to return the favor.

"yeah man she gives the best sloppy toppy with a twist . good thing im BI though or that would have sucked."

by hope entity September 19, 2023