thats what me said

A phrase used when someone says something which is accidentally related to a sexual act. It is similar to "thats what she said" or "thats what he said", but u can use from your own perspective.

Guy1: LET ME IN!!
Guy2: hahah, Thats what me said!

Guy1: Hey u comin to JnB tonight
Guy2: Nahh i gotta do some drilling bak at work
Guy1: hah, thats what me said!

by JnB-Sober January 27, 2012

sheesh y'all twas a dream

JAKE AND AMIR. nuff said. buut really, an awesome sentence to add on laughs. woot.

Wait this is really awkward.

Oh sheesh y'all twas a dream.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA you rock muh socks man.

by lawlzzzzzzzzzzzz(: April 27, 2011

twatsap

a twat that uses the acronym "asap"

John: lets key this car asap

Richard: you're such a twatsap

by twatsapper September 16, 2010

Thats what he said

Similar to thats what she said, except it refers to what a male would have said during the act of having sex.

Person 1: It was short but its good cuz it was free.

Person 2: Thats what HE said

by Crazyman4 July 22, 2009

Thats Golden

Meaning "Thats awesome!". Used to define something cool or good.

Levi - "I just got a new game card today, I am gonna start playing WoW again."
Dani - "Thats golden, I need to get one soon"

by Danika Darko April 21, 2008

Fuck it thats why

A smart/ funny way to tell off a person that asks a smart/dumb question that has to have the word "Why" in it.

Teacher: Dylan why didn't you finish your homework?!
Dylan:Why?
Teacher:Yes.
Dylan:Fuck it thats why.

by D-Meister June 23, 2006

twatspeak

Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.

The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.

by Llama Man March 12, 2008