Me: (trumpet fart)

Fogel: ahh man, that trumpet fart woke me up this morning

Me: aha yes, i've been practicing by clenching butt cheeks when i walk

Fogel: good idea!

trumpet fart by rightelbowskin November 21, 2010

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trumpet butt

Fart in key or pitch.

When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.

trumpet butt by funboxarcade November 16, 2013

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Trumpet Fart

A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.

Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.

With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.

"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"

"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"

"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"

Trumpet Fart by nihn75 November 5, 2011

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Trumpet Handshake

The secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their massive (yet utterly deserved) ego. Physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, "Hi. I'm better than you."

P1: *walks up to 2nd trumpet"
P2: *Initiates Trumpet Handshake* Hi. I'm better than you.

Trumpet Handshake by LeadTrumpet April 21, 2012

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