Totes Awk Sitch 

Totally Awkard Situation.

First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.

Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf.

Zoe- I knooooow.

Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!

Totes Awk Sitch by Joelywh May 14, 2007

Totes Mascrotes

A variation of totes magotes, an awkward attempt at a cool way to say "totally". Totes mascrotes indicates agreement that something is really lame.

"It really annoys me when people use the word literally and don't mean literally."

"Totes mascrotes."

Totes Mascrotes by Samsquamtch March 16, 2010

totes sui 

totally suicidal

teacher: the 5000 word essay will be due tomorrow
student: omg im so totes sui right now, i haven't started the essay!

totes sui by SeasonSeason June 20, 2010

totes sozza

(abbreviation)

When a well-educated english person is totally sorry.

I'm totes sozza but I won't be able to make it Francis

totes sozza by LoWilliams June 19, 2011

totes awkies 

an appreviated version of the phrase "totally awkward", and is also known as "totes AWKS".
totes awkies is most commonly used be hipsters and indies.

Girl 1: how was the party?
Girl 2: uh it was totes awkies cause jess caught me and her boyfriend making out.

totes awkies by lawlawkies June 14, 2011

totes dorbies 

totally adorable

Look how totes dorbies that kitten is!

totes dorbies by McMerkin December 24, 2013

Totes trippin

A trick to get a girl's attention at a party, akin to negging.

You pass by, pretend to trip over her (like you didn't notice her legs there) then say, "totes" in the general direction of the group she's talking to. Works best if she's sitting down. If you do it a couple of times during the night she notices you and that you are too cool/into the party to be bothered by your own stumbling

Megan: Yeah, Tom was totes trippin' over me last night.

Chris: And you like that?
Megan: It's kinda cute that he thought it would work.

Totes trippin by PyroEro November 24, 2015