Throatsturbation can really be fun.
I throatsturbated so hard on my girl last night that I messed her vocal cords.
I throatsturbated so hard on my girl last night that I messed her vocal cords.
by periclesfromhell April 4, 2011
Get the Throatsturbation mug.The Miyagi triple threat is a unique way to pleasure your woman. It produces extreme and powerful orgasms for her. It is performed by licking her clitoris, while simultaneously rubbing her washboard or G-spot (Note: insert finger into her vagina and rub on the upper wall of her vagina and you will feel the washboard) all while rubbing the outside of her pubic bone, directly above your inserted finger in the opposite direction. (i.e. wax on, wax off for both hands). In a short time this will produce a mind blowing orgasm for her. WARNING: this method has been known to cause coital incontinence, so please make sure your woman empties her bladder before attempting.
by TeamJimmy September 1, 2011
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An advertiser on Urban Dictionary that promotes ridiculous Nigger costumes as "mens wear". Also any clothing worn while jacking off.
by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011
Get the Jack Threads mug.a term used to describe acts of a sexual nature, something good, or an attractive female.
The term treats used to reference these things was invented by a young group of sexy boys from the south yorkshire area in england.
The term treats used to reference these things was invented by a young group of sexy boys from the south yorkshire area in england.
1- "did she give you treats?!" "treats for (insert name)"
2- "oh this burger is a treat!"
3- "that MILF was a treat" "shes the treatiest girl ive ever seen"
2- "oh this burger is a treat!"
3- "that MILF was a treat" "shes the treatiest girl ive ever seen"
by Optimus Rory January 4, 2008
Get the Treats mug.A standard format letter sent to someone from a company (in the UK originally applied to a private parking company) demanding money and threatening all sort of legal action and dire consequences if not paid. The threats usually have no legal enforceability, and the letter is a scare tactics bluff.
"i got another threatogram for XYZ parking "
"Ignore them, they havent got a leg to stand on, and they cant take you to court, they have no evidence"
"Ignore them, they havent got a leg to stand on, and they cant take you to court, they have no evidence"
by lincsyokel August 23, 2012
Get the Threatogram mug.Threat given by band members who play oboe. I make my godamm oboe reeds myself with a knife! Don't you dare fucking touch my hours of work!! I will fucking KNIFE YOU AND BURN YOUR SHITTY CLARINET!!!!! Never forget that you're my band bitch, bitch.
Idiot: *step step* *CRACK!!*
Oboist: OMG You broke my reed you clutz!
Idiot: Jeez calm down, can't you just get another one?
Oboist: I fucking made that myself! It took four days! I'm gonna knife you in your sleep, asshole!!
Other band member: Oh shit, he just got an oboe threat!
Oboist: OMG You broke my reed you clutz!
Idiot: Jeez calm down, can't you just get another one?
Oboist: I fucking made that myself! It took four days! I'm gonna knife you in your sleep, asshole!!
Other band member: Oh shit, he just got an oboe threat!
by PurpleDragonRider February 11, 2014
Get the oboe threat mug.an equation that determines wether it is approprite to headbang to a perticular song. that factors that contribute to this equation are:beats per second of the drums, speed of guitar, number of guitars, speed of lyrics, screaming quality and vol of amps and no of amps
the equation is
MTh=Db+(Gs*Gno)+Ls+Sq/(AVERAGEAmpvol*Ano)
if the sound (Db) is greater than this treashhold, then u may headbang as the headbang threashold has been surpassed
MTh=Db+(Gs*Gno)+Ls+Sq/(AVERAGEAmpvol*Ano)
if the sound (Db) is greater than this treashhold, then u may headbang as the headbang threashold has been surpassed
by thespirit July 8, 2009
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