Third Dragon

The state of going so far insane no one wants to be associated with you. A dangerous State of existence where you might be sent to a mental institution. If you go Third Dragon there is no going back, and everyone will remember.

The first usage of going Third Dragon was in reference to a girl who thought see was possessed by three different dragons.

Guy 1 "NO dude don't do it! Don't go Third Dragon!"

Guy 2 "yeah man i had an ex that went Third Dragon... we aren't together anymore."

by Jorge Valdezzzzz November 21, 2011

Third Wheelationship

When the third wheel of one couple gets into a relationship with the third wheel of another couple in order to get rid of both third wheels.

Random Couple : Joe was such a third wheel in our relationship so we hooked him up with Alice, Jeff and Kat's third wheel, and now they have a very successful third wheelationship.

by Uniiicorn May 16, 2010

Third Lady

The former nude-model, current plagarism enthusiast, and future third ex-wife of an orange-fleshed, cornsilk-toupeed, short-fingered vulgarian who defied all laws of logic and physics to occupy the highest political office in the US despite his overt racism, misogyny, xenophobia, dishonesty, pro-rape stance, and general tackiness.

During the surreal presidential inauguration, it was hard to ignore the deer-in-the-headlights expression on the Third Lady's face as her glance darted back and forth between the throngs of screaming protesters and the repulsively tiny fingers on her husband's shrunken hand as it ceaselessly roamed her stepdaughter's backside, one child-sized finger focused on the very center of its target, attempting over and over again to break through the fabric barrier as if it were a parched desert traveler and its longed-for destination the last drop of water on earth.

by EEKatLarge November 12, 2016

third lung

a device used to smoke marijuana constructed by the following steps:

1. cutting off the bottom 5th of a 2 liter pop bottle.
2. line the inside of the bottle with a plastic bag and tape it to the outside of the bottle creating an air tight seal about 2 inches from the bottom of the bottle.
3. drill a hole in the cap and insert a small bowl peice(also make edge air tight; suggested to use thread seal tape)
4.fill the bowl, and light it while pulling the bag out from the bottom (thus filling the bag with smoke)
5 un-screw the cap and enjoy

we didnt have a peice so Curtis made another third lung and we smoked like champs

by kyle toelken October 25, 2005

Third Wheel

To be the friend that sits there while your friend gets pussy and you get nothin but yourself.

The other day when I was sittin in my basement with Nate and this female I had to third wheel it

by APfromMSP February 26, 2005

third eye

A metaphorical "eye". Attributed to ESP, precognition (seeing the future), etc. In yoga, it is the Ajna Chakra located in your forehead abotu 1/2 inch above and between your eyes. In Exo-Psychology, it is the 6th brain, defined as "the nervous system becoming aware of itself apart from imprinted gravitational reality-maps". Basically that means that it is the point where the brain is aware of itself programming itself.

See metaprogramming

Thanks to peyote and LSD, i was able to pry open my 3rd eye

by electroshaman July 6, 2004

third world

Derived from a time when the communist states were referred to as the second world, the third world is the less economically developed countries that hugely rely on richer countries

The Third World is all poor because of the richer countries.

by Cheese King May 4, 2006