Thaily

Thaily is the cutest, awesomest, and adorable girl ever! She is always up to helping people. She might be shy but hurt her or one of her friends and you’ll get familiar with the hospital real soon. She the most beautiful girl known to planet earth. A thaily I know has glasses and she is so so soooo cute! Most Thaily’s are amazing people!

Guy 1 : hey is that thaily? She has a nice ass.
Guy 2: she’s my girl. And she has a amazing ass not a nice one.

by The people guy October 29, 2019

Tahitian Gumball

A sexual activity in which the male (or female) inserts a gumball into their partner's asshole. Once inserted the partner with the gumball inside them will attempt to push it out and shoot it into their partners mouth at which point the partner will chew the gumball. Take caution! Every now and again "foreign matter" can be shot out from the asshole along with the gumball, it is recommended to plug your nose.

Lets go down to the store we need some gumball so we can do the Tahitian Gumball.

by callmedaley September 3, 2011

Thai Pinch

Squeezing your sphincter muscle to keep from shitting yourself. Commonly used in reference to a blowout or diarrhea. Not to be confused with a turtle head where solid shit is encroaching the sphincter and leaving skid marks.

I was doing the Thai pinch the whole way home!

by Looselipsdontcare September 23, 2014

Spicy Thai

1) The act of stroking a man's erect penis with a handful of red curry paste.
2) A hand job with curry paste.

My cock burned for hours after having a spicy thai.

by Johnny Taildragger December 5, 2007

The Jack Talk Thai

A method used when trying to detect the authenticity of another person's story. Take two fingers and apply in to the wrist pulse area. This is all done for effect for if the subject is uncomfortable with what they are relating in any way they should betray themselves.

I used the Jack Talk Thai on Andrea and was fully satisfied when she unflinchingly repeated her entire alibi with utmost poise. The only downfall of this reassuring procedure was that I was relegated to the couch for the night.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

thailand

A beautiful place, sadly haunted by by flabby old perverted western men who want to do things that would get them hung in their own communities.
Never trust anyone who has been to thailand more than twice.

" So i heard Dave got such a bad infestation of genital warts , his cock dropped off, then he got hacked to death by thai villagers. Serves him right , the dirty nonce"

by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005

Thai Massage

A very nice massage, usually given with copious amounts of oil.

Once you strip naked in front of a 17 year old thai masseus, you lay down on a bed where she proceeds to give you the best massage of your life.

Towards the end of the massage, you'll be prompted to receive a "sexy massage". At this point she'll negotiate a price with you, ranging from 12$-15$. keep in mind, this is Thailand where its perfectly legal to sleep with a 12 year old but deathly illegal to smoke marijuana.

After the negotiations are complete, you'll get the best damn fucking handjob ever.

Boyfriend: Hey babe, can you give me a Thai Massage?

Girlfriend: Gross no i wont fulfill your sick Asian fantasies..

by redzone1 March 28, 2009