A GED. So called based on the notion that in Tennessee, a GED is considered an impressive educational achievement.
Leroy was expelled from high school, but by the time we went to college, he had earned his Tennessee PhD through correspondence courses.
by PMax October 09, 2008
When you take a shit and you pass it easily with no effort, but it still remains a solid, and it feels incredible, like an orgasm for your asshole. Can usually be achieved by lifting your arms in the air when you poop. Comes out in a snake like form
Henry: "I just took a HUGE poop. It was sooo relaxing. I felt incredible"
Zakk: "Oooh tell me more! What type was it?"
Henry: It was a Tennessee slider!"
Zakk: "Oooh tell me more! What type was it?"
Henry: It was a Tennessee slider!"
by slutbaby October 10, 2010
The act of having sex while the guy (on top) wears a very heavy backpack. The guy sweeps back in a long arch and pumps in as deep as agonizingly possible, so that when the backpack slams into his ass he gets a new level of depth. Caution: will break most vaginas
"Dude, I was hittin this one chick with right? Then she said I wasn't gettin it deep enough, so I put on my backpack and gave her a Tennessee VagHammer"
"I feel bad for that one girl, the whole fraternity gave her the Tennessee VagHammer, now she's in a vaginal coma"
"I feel bad for that one girl, the whole fraternity gave her the Tennessee VagHammer, now she's in a vaginal coma"
by Ronerin September 14, 2009
"So I met this chick at the mud bog the other night."
"The hot one?"
"Yep. Did the Tennessee musket on her ass"
"Damn dude!"
"The hot one?"
"Yep. Did the Tennessee musket on her ass"
"Damn dude!"
by Treefidy February 06, 2018
When you get someone to smile really wide to expose their braces, then rub the head of your dick all over their braces from side to side while blowing on a wooden train whistle.
Guy 1: So what did you get up to last night?
Guy 2: Man, this bitch at the bar wanted me to give her the Tennessee Traintracks so I took her home and blew my wood whistle all over her nasty whore mouth.
Guy 2: Man, this bitch at the bar wanted me to give her the Tennessee Traintracks so I took her home and blew my wood whistle all over her nasty whore mouth.
by Da Phlex June 21, 2009
n. the act of giving a woman a barbecue sauce enema then doing her in the butt, pulling out, and having her suck your penis dry.
Terry: "Yeah, it was our anniversary last night."
Sean: "Really? Did you and Barbara do anything special."
Terry: "You bet. I gave her the ol' Tennessee Smokehouse...loved it."
Sean: "Really? Did you and Barbara do anything special."
Terry: "You bet. I gave her the ol' Tennessee Smokehouse...loved it."
by Tommy Hotsossidge November 13, 2006
The odor that a redneck gets after going for too long without bathing or
showering. Hillbilly aroma.
showering. Hillbilly aroma.
by PMax January 29, 2009