Tart Toddler

One who commits an act of Tart Toddling

That Tart Toddler made me eat a stale poptart!

by Dooley July 16, 2006

tart cart

a limo, normally white and outside a night club. so called because it is used to 'cart' a loads of 'tarts'.

'look at all them sluts in their tart cart'

by josh - urban definer November 22, 2007

tart snagging

The practice of men going places they're too old for with the intentions of hooking up with the youngest girls possible allowable by law.

Hey man, wanna throw on our class of '99 jackets and go tart snagging at the homecoming game?

by The LLama June 11, 2013

Tart Flash

A sudden instance of complete stupity, similar to a heat flash except with retardedness instead of heat.

Teacher- What is 2+2?
Tart- ummmmm..........hold on.......let me think...
Teacher- are you having a tart flash again.
Tart- yeah, i completely forgot the answer.

by STZR500 February 11, 2010

tart cart

A very feminine vehicle (e.g. VW Cabriolet)

Trixie's sugar daddy just got her a new tart cart.

by Mr. C July 14, 2004

tart burner

In golf, topping a shot down the cart path (think worm burner + cart path)... usually resulting in unearned yardage

I topped the hell out of my drive
- Yeah, but you still got decent yardage out of that tart burner

by Shankappotamus February 22, 2011

tart shart

when an idividual ingests enough sweet tarts brand candy to actually shart a sweet tart fragrance.

thats a tart shart if i know, the room is filled with the fresh scent of sweet tarts brand delightments.

by masterssons anderbansty June 1, 2009