Tandy

When you force a girl via gunpoint to give you a handjob, and she has to use her own tears as the lube.

Bitch stop crying and give me a tandy!!!!

by T_-Hawk February 27, 2008

Tandoori beef

When a man sticks his penis up a womans pussy when she's on her period. The penis becomes red from the blood like the color of Indian tandoori chicken.

I let a chick suck on my tandoori beef.

by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011

Tandem

when two or more people wants & know that they'll stay together for the rest of their lives. synonym for "until the end"

i want to be tandem with you.

by lestempora December 28, 2019

random tandom pandemonium

Another way to describe an interesting sexual experience, it usually occurs while under the influence of mass quantities of alcohol or other substances that my alter your judgement.

I should probably go get some EC so I dont end up with any suprises in a few months because of last nights random tandom pandemonium!

by limejuice January 11, 2009

Tandy

An activity (often following bubble-gut inducing meals) in which a pair of friends settle themselves in adjacent stalls of a bathroom and defecate. (Abbreviated for "tandem"), a Tandy is a social connection, bringing friends closer, as the quiet environment of a bathroom is conducive to long conversations; usually outlasting the defecation itself.

Rob: Dude, Vanessa's dumplings were awesome but I think I'm gonna shit myself.

James: There is a Starbucks nearby with two stalls...a Tandy is in order.

by Bobby De Diro March 29, 2010

tanda

Cool

John: Hey you're looking pretty tanda today bro!
Anooj: Yeah man! its the dope jacket!

or

Anooj: *sarcasm* you're so tanda! pfft
John: i can't help it *smirk*

by Ramzisthe3rd September 19, 2009

Tandoori waffle

The act of blowing your wad in a chicks ass cheeks then dropping your hairy balls between them for 30 seconds. As the load dries it rips out your pubes leaving a hairy samich.

"After the gig, T dropped a Tandoori Waffle in Marnie's boot"

by GSssssss August 9, 2006