wringer stinger

When an adult wrings out their depend adult diaper over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes, making them burn and irritated.

Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for being on her lawn again.

"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!

by davedore September 19, 2014

gif sexting

Gif sexting is where you are sexting with someone, but using a gif instead of words.

" Omg Becky look at this gif Jack just sent me! He's totally gif sexting."

by Pandalove1015 September 19, 2017

Passively Sexting

Sexting , without sexual tensions . In a way it is flirting

Passively sexting , example: my bed at 9 babe

by Tom The Sperm November 10, 2020

midget siting

when you see a midget break up with your significant other...
Popular saying most common in Northeast America. Seeing a midget is a sign to end your relationship and move on.

*walking past a midget*
"Hey Jon... we just saw a midget and now I have to break up with my boyfriend..."
"We both know the saying about midget sitings and breaking up with your significant other... must be a sign"

by putitinmybussy April 24, 2022

stingy ring

Hot, itchy asshole that results from incomplete ass wiping after dropping a bomb. Extremely common after the Hershey Squirts, and/or doing a lot of walking. Temporarily relieved by picking your ass, which in effect uses your underwear to get in a couple extra wipes (skids don't matter when in this condition). Vaseline can do wonders.

When at an amusement park and you use that shitty T.P. that is like newspaper and none of the shit from your ring sticks to it, then you go out and walk around for hours in the heat. You say to your buddy while picking your crack, "Man I have a Stingy Ring!"

by moe bigsley November 28, 2005

Stingeray

Unlike the Stingray this type of person wont sting you and is not a fish, but will mooch off your weed,
demand hits like there's no tomorrow, leave you empty handed, and then hand you your bong/pipe with
no weed in the bowl, but ash.

This type of person complains when demands arent met to his/her liking, and returns nothing

"Wow, no ride home..... thanks a lot asshole.."

-Stingeray

"Dude i picked you up and smoked you out... Stingeray"

-Friend

by Black Sands November 19, 2010

Suxting

The act of an undesirable and lonely girl offering nude pictures of themselves to boys, rather then they other way around. (Can be switched for boys)

Girl: "Hey im horny, wanna see my tits?"
Boy: "Ew, no you are like 9,001 pounds!"
Girl: "Please just look at them they are nice!"
Boy: "Stop suxting me before I call the cops."

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Boy: "Wanna see my cock? ;)"
Girl: "Absolutely not, faggot."
Boy: "PLEASE IM LONELY"
Girl: "Please. I dont suxt, I sext."

by redban December 22, 2009