TWAT SWATTER

WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.

GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER

by FRANKYJGARDENGROVE696969 December 5, 2010

Twat Swatter

1. A guy who refrains from doing masculine activities.
2. Member of a group of male friends who chooses to hang out with a girl rather than the guys.

Hey man do you want to come to the Lake with us this weekend?" "No, I am going to stay home with Jackie and do arts and crafts." "So is Ethan coming with us to the lake?" "No, he is being a Twat Swatter.

by little jimmy dickens April 29, 2011

Twat swatter

dane Cooks female term for "cock blocker" or a female who prevents another female from sex

boy:wanna have sex? (to girl 1)
Girl 2: she has aids
Girl 1: you twat swatter

by insazian May 15, 2011

Fly Swatter

When a man is about to cum he pulls out and cums on the outside of the vagaina. He then proceeds to smack her vagaina and run away.

Evan-Brooo, did you hear Poter gave Tirzah a Fly Swatter.

Bucket-Whats a Fly Swatter?
Evan- He came on her vagina and the pussy smacked her.

by yeboiskinny January 15, 2021

Andrew Salter

To take something pure and potent, give it status, make it cool and share it with the masses.

You’ve done an Andrew Salter

by Feeling Nuts November 23, 2021

twat swatter

a female preventing another female from getting laid.

that lady has been stopping me from getting laid tonight, she is being a real twat swatter if u ask me.

by Mugz420sk8er June 5, 2022

Booty-swaller

when your famous giant ass entertainer wife, eclipses your finances and notoriety, to the point you disappear from this plane of existence.

aka booty gulp.....aka body snatching booty chomp

That smurf chick dun booty-swallered that jesus lookin mother fucker, pshhht my boi went and flew too close to the sun

by yourmomyo July 28, 2023