Swiffers

Swiffers or Swiftards are a cult dedicated to worshipping the republican billionaire Taylor Swift. Swiffers are std infested gays who spend their whole lives on Twitter dragging female artists like Billie Eilish, Beyonce, Ariana Grande, Olivia Rodrigo, Charli XCX, SZA and many more.

"Did you hear #swiftieracism was trending on Twitter yet again?"
"Swiffers are never beating the nazi allegations."

by orangeseagull December 18, 2025

schutz swaffel

Getting slapped in your face by some german dick. Very popular in Germany in the Second World War.

Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.

Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!

by JonkoXL July 30, 2013

Brazilian swiffer

When you fuck your girl in wheelbarrow position and you fuck her hard enough to have her head hit the ground and you move around the floor using her hair to clean up the dirt and dust like a swiffer

I needed to clean but I didn't have any cleaning supplies. So I performed a Brazilian swiffer on my girlfriend.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

lucas shaffer

Lucas shaffer is the name of a king that is the best at basketball and has an extremely large penis.

Wow that guy is a lucas shaffer

by Bigdaddybluewhaledick November 15, 2017

Shade Shaffer

A kid that always wears Mr. Beast merch and is relatively quiet unless it's towards his friends.

Shade Shaffer is pretty cool!

Really? He doesn't talk much.
That's just because you don't know him.

by Yea me too January 14, 2020

Troy Shaffer

Pretty small penis

Yeehaw I banged ur mom and I’m troy Shaffer

by cool nacho May 31, 2020

Mason Shaffer

Peppa

Mason Shaffer do be peppa doe

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeee April 19, 2020