Let's order Brett his favorite drink, a Susan Collins, so he'll stop perjuring himself in front of the Senate.
by AngryLefty October 6, 2018

The beautiful wife of actor Robert Downey, Jr. She is a film producer and met Downey on the set of Gothika in 2003. She recently produced Iron Man 2 with her husband as the title character.
by meezardra May 23, 2010

by Flappr June 13, 2010

by CrackshackRULES January 29, 2009

Susan’s on the roof is a code word for “fart”that a girl named Brianna and Maddie came up with so if they have to fart and they want to say it without saying it, they say Susan’s on the roof. Susan’s on the roof,That’s when you have to fart,if Susan fell then you farted,if Susan dies then it stinks really bad.
Defined- Susan’s on the roof means “fart “
Brianna- Maddie Susan is on the roof !
Maddie- oh no everyone run!
Brianna-welp Susan fell!
Maddie-aiaiaia Susan died omg!
Brianna- Maddie Susan is on the roof !
Maddie- oh no everyone run!
Brianna-welp Susan fell!
Maddie-aiaiaia Susan died omg!
by !Besties! December 10, 2019

A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.
A female passenger passed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she Sleepy Susaned me. She awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.
by Lazy Larry. August 8, 2010

The act of putting a wet pussy on someone's ear.
Like a wet willy, this is usually performed with the goal of annoying/grossing out the recipient.
Like a wet willy, this is usually performed with the goal of annoying/grossing out the recipient.
by leon von oren January 3, 2011
