by drummerdude45 July 14, 2005

car·pet surf·ing
verb
ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/
:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:
These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs
verb
ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/
:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:
These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs
Person A: "Oh no! I dropped all this "candy" on the floor. What are we gonna do?"
Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"
Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"
by Shaving Ryan's Privates February 16, 2014

A way to commit suicide by driving a car on a very busy highway/freeway/interstate at a very high speed, setting the car into cruise control and then climbing out of the car through the window and standing on top of the car as if the driver were surfing until the car hits something.
by IceWarm March 24, 2006

When the head of your dick gets sore from lying on your surfboard too long waiting for the next set.
by maverickbluer1 October 27, 2007

Attempting to stand upright without touching handrails while a subway/metro train is in motion. Requires great balance and quick reflexes.
by MeghanML March 27, 2009

When you go to a town or city you aren't from without a place to stay with the intention of finding a random girl you can sleep with and stay at her place.
Me and the boys are heading to Galt, we don't have a place to stay but hopefully we can find some chicks and do some cooch surfing.
by Captain Snatch-a-roo May 7, 2010

|trək ˈsərf-ing|
Verb
To imitate a surfer on the bed of a pickup truck: -ing, -ed
ORIGIN: Of redneck origin; some people got bored and decided to stand up in the back of a truck while in motion during the late 20th century.
Verb
To imitate a surfer on the bed of a pickup truck: -ing, -ed
ORIGIN: Of redneck origin; some people got bored and decided to stand up in the back of a truck while in motion during the late 20th century.
by Kat Moyer February 3, 2009
