Sporatic

Is the combination of spontaneous and irrational actions and judgments. Typically used in reference to crimes of passion, driving, LJ’s, inebriated arguments and generally messing things up.

Teezy: "Damn Sean that was some sporatic shit"

Pib: "woah"

Teezy: "Now we gotta dip before the cops get here"

by Grimm231 January 19, 2009

Spore fister

One who fists spores.

Fungi reproduces asexually through sporing. Thus, those individuals who you call "asexual" as an insult can also be called a "spore fister" as they are attracted to spores.

You're such an asexual spore fister!

by AxlRose August 12, 2007

Sporenography

Pornography created using the game Spore Creature Creator.

Sporenography are creatures having sex doggie style. Creatures with huge penises, huge walking penises, Goatse and even Tubgirl, have been created using SCC

by Al Bear972 August 27, 2008

saporini

A man who caters to his wife's every need and want.

A man who will drop everything to go get his girlfriend a funnel cake or a cup cake.

Her new boy friend is a total Saporini. All she has to do is mention she wants something and he gets it

by Snowman1313 June 8, 2016

Spore Whore

A person male or female that will do anything or anyone for a few minutes on the video game spore.

Guy 1-Yo man that spore whore gave me his car for just fifteen minutes!

Guy 2-Oh shit man that's tight my Spore Whore... well she gave me something

Both-Alright!

by fieryeskimo351 November 3, 2008

Rusty Spork

A penis that has become flaccid inside a vagina or anus as a result of falling asleep during penetration.

Wake up hunny! I think your spork has gone rusty again. You haven't had a rusty spork since grade school.

by SpongeKnob May 24, 2016

Spore

A widely played game that lets an 8 year-old boy watch their older siblings or relatives make monsters with penises that are at least 10 feet long and then turned into giant monsters that jump and give you a massive tea-bag.

Trust me - I would know.

8yearold: Dude! The only thing I can see is that one's giant penis and I can't see anything!
Person: MORE! MORE! MORE! I love Spore!

by THESMARTANDDUMB December 31, 2008