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shneeze

The rare occurance where you are taking a shit and you sneeze at the same time. Your shit instantly comes out to the point where you almost don't need to wipe.
I just shneezed while in the bathroom and couldn't get through one page of my book.
by defkorn23 April 15, 2006
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sneedle

1.)noun - One who is to sneedle. Derived: Upon sighting of the struggling life form, it was agreed upon it had sneaking charateristics and mannerisms of an insect, which one Tre David said sounded like eedle. So thus created the name Sne + edle.
2.)Verb - to move about in a sneedling manner. Usually twisted body parts, bearing a liking to "Mr. Burns"
3.)Verb tr. - To generally creep out others; usually with sneedle sniffing.
4.)Adj. Sneedle like. One who, as this definition is being written would sneedle over my shoulder and try to read this as I'm typing it and laugh it off as a joke. Might dress up as an "Apothicary" (probably will try to help me spell this) and brag about it for weeks say it was a "ballin costume DaWg!!!!!111!!"
Uses in common language:

"Ewwwwww....this sneedle has his giant sneedle arm around me"

"Okay darling...don't let the Sneedlee try to Sneedle into u"

"MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T SNEEDLE INTO YOU"

"Damn, that sneedle over there tried to sneedle me into the pyramid scheme at my local Wawa!."

"SNEEDLE MATING CALL"

"my roomate sneedled into my room!"

"This sneedle is creeping me out...for real..."

"SNEEDLE POWER!"
by Srg Sneedle November 22, 2007
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shneep

Bob- "Is that a brown sheep?"
Terry- "OMG! IT'S A SHNEEP!"
by Alejandro(Pan) January 26, 2009
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SHNEEE

v.

1 The action of yelling "SHNEEE" at random people (reason not needed) to create an awkward moment.

2. the process of expressing great delight when seeing someone by yelling or saying "SHNEEE"
1. Lucy: SHNEEE!

Random person walks away rapidly

2. Leland: Hey Lucy!

Lucy: SHNEEE!

Leland: Its good to see you to
by Deen team September 9, 2011
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Saneeh

by iwdstq December 6, 2018
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Shneeb

The phattest loser you've ever seen. He is usually 1 ft. 1 in. And his hair will usually be a bowl. He thinks he is smart but he usually cheats off of Raegan in Spanish. He will find beautiful girl and go after her but.. He will never get her. Shneeb is funny and nice but nobody will ever know.
Look at shneeb today, ew what is he wearing
by Yaboirae March 14, 2019
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sneef

Steal, snatch or finesse your way to something that isnt yours.
1. John sneefed my calculator when I wasnt looking in Math Class.

2. Mindy pulled off a sneef of first place in the gameDev Contest!

3. Shawn is a fucking sneef, dont trust him around your stuff!
by Willy Surprise! August 1, 2005
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