Stomach bomb

Eating something that causes your stomach to have the worst pain in your life.

Girl: Man, that pizza we had last night was a stomach bomb!
Guy: Oh, I didn't feel anything
Girl ......

by The_Lark May 5, 2011

washboard stomach

A stomach with well developed abdominal muscles

Wow, your abs look great! We saw you this afternoon and we don't remember you having an over-sized washboard stomach!

by Susieblue January 3, 2014

Stomach fart

When your stomach, or intestines, make a sound that resembles a fart.

To be a true stomach fart, you must feel it happening

*fart noise*

Guy 1: Dude, did you just fart?

Guy 2: No, but my stomach did

Guy 1: Oh must have been a stomach fart. What did you eat?

by softball_player August 29, 2009

stromical

When a dumbass can't pronounce astronomical, he says stromical.

The numer of dumb bitches out here is stromical.

by Pete the killer February 20, 2015

Stomach Real Estate

The space available in your stomach for food consumption. It being limited in nature

Dude, don't waste your stomach real estate on those croissants.. go for those crab cakes in the corner there and .. hit them hard !

by Savio Dsouza July 17, 2016

stomach lasagna

The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"

"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"

by The PassiveFist August 12, 2018

Stomach Kickers

Something so funny it’s hurts in the stomach

Kim: “did you see that comedy video I sent you?”
Jim: “I sure did Kim! It was a real Stomach Kicker/Stomach Kickers!”

by YupITookTheTime April 16, 2020