Stroking the Salami

When guys masterbate.

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.

by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003

Smoking a Sausage

The act of performing oral sex.

She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.

by JWAYNE May 14, 2006

smokin' balls

Sarcastic comment to insinuate the awesomeness of a specific event, situation, action, circumstance, other noun, etc. Can be used in both a positive or negative context, but usually the latter.

Dude, mandatory community service is smokin' balls!


Man, your pictures from last night were so f'ed up; what were you smoking?
Dude, smokin' balls!

by Soodo Nimm December 17, 2008

smoking pot

to inhale smoke from cannibis to get high.

the cops busted me for smoking pot on the streets

by ACP & company September 6, 2008

smoking the pole

the act of sucking ones dick

Shit, that bitch really knows how to smoke that pole!

by Alex April 6, 2004

smoking gas

Smoking loud marijuana. like 110 Octane

" Paul Shawn is always smoking gas!"

by Lord Farquad May 8, 2015

smoking like a gypsy behind a tree

literal translation of genuine serbian phrase to describe exessive or secretive smoking of tobacco.

on a train

did u see that french guy poke his head out the door at that stop and have a cheeky smoke!

yeah, he was smoking like a gypsy behind a tree

by pigaloo September 30, 2009