VITAL STATISTICS

Informal term for the 3 measurements, bust/waist/hips. Usually used by woman to indicate their body proportions, or in fashion.

Woah, do you know that girl's Vital Statistics?
Yeh dude, 72/60/82(cm) , perfect for me.

by Anônimo April 15, 2019

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Hyper-Statism

A political tactic in which a person or group of people will state an idea or belief. After which, they will identify the people who are opposed to the idea or belief. Once this is done, they will begin to over-whelm the opposition with petty insults, pre-concieved talking points, and exaggerated (and even false) "facts". This over-whelming amount of insults and "facts" will make it so the opposition will not have the opportunity to reply. This is a common tactic used amongst both the Liberal party and media.

Liberal: I believe we should require everyone to pay 50% of their yearly income to the government like England and many other European nations, it would help alleviate a lot of problems.
Person: I think we should allow people to do what they want with their money, we live in a Capitalist and free society after all.
Liberal: What!? You don't want to help pay for welfare, medicaid, medicare!? You must hate the poor, and the elderly!
Person: But I-
Liberal: Well since you hate welfare so much you must also hate blacks. That makes you a racist as well. What? You dont want us to live in a nice society? You right-wing nazi! You must want to give all the money to rich people. Why are you so filled with hate? You probably hate Mexicans too since you dont support amnesty! You're so close-minded.
Person: I never said-
Liberal: You're nothing more then a fear-mongering islamophobic racist! Did you know 91% of conservatives hate minorities?
Person: Thats fals-
Liberal: Well they do, I just can't even stand your hateful attitude. You're so homophobic.
Person: Well this is Hyper-Statism at its finest.

by Fundere Lumen August 22, 2011

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static

n. White noise. The white and black flakey crap that comes up on your television when you don't get a certain channel.

"Just turn off the TV. All it's showing is static."

by Andiepants April 10, 2006

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a static lullaby

An emo/screamo band consisting of 5 members out of California. Joe, the lead singer, screams out his heart with amazing lyrics and an amazing voice. Probably one of the more known emo bands. Also, one not in it for the money as Joe Brown, the lead singer, said: "We didn't do this to become fuckin' rockstars, we did it to hear you all (the fans) singing along with us"

"A Static Lullaby pwns!"

by PolishKid May 26, 2004

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static electric penis

Static Electric Penis is a penis that is charged with static electrity and when in close proximity to a grounding opportunity(another person) the charge will arc from the penis to the grounding source(other person) with a electric spark and audible crack.

The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.

You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.

My girlfriend stopped over last night. I had on the flannel pj's she gave me. I shuffled into the bedroom. I pulled out my STATIC ELECTRIC PENIS and craaaaack. She let out a few choice words. The spark had to be half of an inch. So, I shuffled around and shocked her again.

by jcustomcue January 8, 2014

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staticvisionshock

Staticvisionshock is very Iconic and SOLOS every VERS. He made plenty of Iconic Fancast and edits. I even heard he is step-cousins with magot Robbie and He's married to Zatanna Zatara. He's also is a wonder woman Stan. Staticvisionshock>>>>Your Fav STAY MAD 🥱

"Staticvisionshock is iconic"
"Staticvisionshock is dating zatanna"

by WonderWomanSolosYourFav September 3, 2021

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