Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

by opiuyt April 27, 2011

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011

Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt

To complete two things in one action.

One solution to two problems.

Chad: Jess asked me to take her out tomorrow, but Todd is having a kick-ass party. I don't know what to do man.

Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.

Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!

by The Pimpin'est August 18, 2012

Shaning

To show off, or call attention to ones self by performing a needlessly dangerous stunt with fire.

"He was really shaning on the field last night. Glad no one got hurt."

by muddshark62 March 30, 2015

Standing Menacingly

You're actually sitting and have special character in your name.

FuzzySucks:Standing Menacingly

by ThisDish July 2, 2020

Stoning the Sickness

The act of getting so high while sick that the virus in your body also gets stoned that it re-thinks its life and decides to not be a virus anymore and you become cured.

"Bro aren't you sick why are you smoking?"
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."

by zippyclean June 29, 2021

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 7, 2008