squiffin

to be joking or kidding

Are you squiffin me?

by Mattsums February 10, 2007

squiffet

the art of spraying saliva from the gland beneath the tongue into the unsuspecting face of a person or persons usually whilst in converstation and usually whilst or shortly after drinking a citrus beverage.

1) Waiter: "are you ready to order sir?"
Cuthbert: "well i was until i caught your squiffet in my mouth. did you have anus for breakfast!?, go brush your teeth!!"

2) *yawn & squiffet combo* "oops"

by Fat Lenny May 1, 2008

Squiffie

1. When something goes wrong.

2. When someone is acting strangely.

1. "Have you looked at my website?"
"Nah, can't, my internet has gone all squiffie."

2. "Have you seen Dan around? He's been acting really squiffie lately."

by Kat H of the Sheffield October 5, 2008

Squeeflecake

A waffle-like pastry marinated for 4-7 days in a bag containing the gas of a queef. Squeeflecakes are often sold throughout the various brothels found in the slums of America.

Molly wakes up every morning to a great big glass of orange juice, and a hot steamy stack of Squeeflecakes.

by Max Yerfy February 28, 2009

Squaffle

A squral and a waffle combined creating a squaffle.

Look at that amazing squaffle

by RawinbowsGoRawr December 1, 2010

squeef

squeef (v.) - to be isolated, humiliated, or shunned from a group; munsoned; to be easily embarrassed or made fun of; to be painfully difficult in ordinary settings; to over-analyze the most simple issues; to be extremely awkward and make situations extremely uncomfortable

We had no choice but to squeef him due to his incessant verbal diarrhea.

by Zexlaaaaaaaa December 7, 2010

Squiffle

To persuade someone (Usually a parent) to let you get/do something they wouldn't normally allow. Often associated with cuteness.

"I'm going to be trying to squiffle my Dad into letting us get a cat over the next few days"

Or

"Hey, guess what?! I got a pony!!"

"Wow, how'd you manage that?!"

"Well.. lets just say that a certain amount of squiffling went on over the holidays.."

by Theycallmesquiffer January 12, 2012