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Papa Smurf

did you see papa smurf? he's a pimp!
by BlondesRfunny May 14, 2007
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Smurfery

Any word that would end in an -ry suffix when used by a Smurf.
Brainy couldn't pay his bills, so he was sold into smurfery.

Hefty and Clumsy went to the bar to get smurfed, then wound up engaging in other smurfery.
by Ronintendo September 26, 2011
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smurf cooler

A smurf cooler is enacted when sexual activity leads to arousal of a male, but is discontinued resulting in a lack of orgasm and ejaculation.
"My boo was giving me the best blowjob when she got distracted by Keeping Up With the Kardashians and stopped. I felt like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."
by Jezebel72 August 27, 2013
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smurf cooler

The act, intentionally or not, of withholding sexual release and causing sexual frustration and/or the condition known as "blue balls."
"When she put us on a break for a month to figure things out it meant no sex. It was like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."

"Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."
by bearhotep August 27, 2013
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Smurf Berry Smash

So .... you'd have to be in doggy style for this particular move.... 🐶 now... timing here is essential, somewhere within easy reach of you is a blueberry pie (Q. Can it be other flavoured pies) (A. NO!) .... when your really in the rhythm and it's all going smooth you grab the pie, pull out, smash into her anus which in turn will force her to rear her head upwards .... now you have to act fast..... get the pie in front of her... grab her by the back of the head and smash her downwards face first into the pie! Thus completing your smurf berry smash!
by SkidmarkPony November 9, 2016
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Scurf

An awesome dog that isn’t bothered when he/she has a hair out of place, loves a sick day in bed, and doesn’t miss an opportunity to stick his/her head out the car window. Gotta get that hair out of place, obviously.
My Shih Tzu/Lhasa Apso is a total scurf.
by JLPB February 12, 2020
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Smurfzone

A Smurfzone in CS:GO are ranks that got fucked up by smurfs. Here's how it happens. A smurf makes a new account or deranks on purpose and doesn't let actual silvers win. Therefore, silver's have to become better than the smurfs to rankup, but then they become part of the smurfzone cycle. They take the smurf's place. So for short, smurfzone is a range of ranks (usually from silver 1 to silver 4) that are more difficult to play on than on the higher ranks, such as gold nova.
Person 1: Yo you're so good at CS:GO, how are you still silver 2?
Person 2: Smurfzone...
by KNEIV July 28, 2020
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