Spunker

A ugly ass extra chromosome motherfucker

Your such a Spunker dude

by LilB5 May 2, 2018

spanked

When your really high see ripped

by Root January 8, 2003

skunked

Being extremely rattled

blake: "yoo, it's snowing pretty hard out there"

brad: "oh I know, if its not a snow day tomorrow im going to be right skunked! I have two assignments due and an ISP and I haven't even started!"

blake: "hahaha, better get down on your knees and start praying then"

by lil trip ya December 23, 2010

To have "Spanked the monkey"

To have an alcoholic beverage

To have "Spanked the Monkey":

"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"

"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"

by John153637 September 8, 2008

Shunked it

Hitting a curb at excessive speeds.

Holy shit Andy you just shunked it back there in the mall parking lot.

by Justin Wendt April 22, 2006

spunkers

a crazy trio, who knows no danger, and fails to see the bigger picture. They always have each others' backs and lives in the moment of the day. They always succeed in getting the guy, but never use their powers for evil. Finally they have a personal belief that all things can be forgiven.... with chocolate and a good movie of couse!

This mysterious word sprung up when someone asked who these three chicks from Tenino were. They, in turn, replied, "we are the SPUNKERS."

Not to be mixed up with the spankers or the spank-hers!

Mary, Heather and Krista were considered the spunkers of the school.

The laid back spunkers enjoyed the simple pariers lifestyle, as long as they were friends.

by Krista April 6, 2005

spunker

a giant dong that is also known as the shaft

I splooged out of my spunker

by anonymously anomoymous April 10, 2007