scumfuck

An individual who you believe would possibly rape your pets, the tree stump in your backyard or your corpse if you dropped dead anywhere near them.

Oh Shit! Don't bend over, here comes that goat raping "scumfuck".

by GoReN July 19, 2016

spummer

Someone who is consistently lame or flaky.

My boyfriend blew off our date to hang out with his mom again. He's such a spummer.

by 3008-3007 October 20, 2008

skumf

The newest and freshest filler for the F word. (can be used as a filler for other words but works best replacing the F word.)

Mike likes to skumf his twin brother luke.

by K1NG TUTTT February 17, 2009

Spummer

When a year has a short spring and summer, it becomes condensed and is called a spummer.

We got ripped off this year, there was no full spring or summer. It was a condensed spummer.

by checkitoutnow August 27, 2009

spumpy

my life

you look spumpy

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Asti Spumante

Italian slang for persons rear end, behind, or butthole

If anybody messes with the Falcone family they'll get it up the Asti Spumante (must be spoken using your best Robert De Niro voice

by Dizzy Asian January 15, 2015

spuff

Onamatapoeic; the unexpected emission of gas from a freshly talcum-powdered plump baby's bottom

'Spuff!' went the baby.

by Shneaky September 18, 2005