Scrout

(Canadian Military Slang) A pejorative noun used to describe a person of low social and economic standing. Implies ill- mannered behaviour.Not to be confused with the common bum, scrouts are the product of at least 4 generations' breeding of the chronically unemployable underclass. Seepikey.Can be seen smoking and spitting outside of Giant Tiger stores, Pay-Day loan outlets, and off-track betting parlours. Scrouts can come from any ethnic background, but are primarily Caucasian.While largely illiterate, scrouts are generally capable of signing their names to requisite forms Welfare applications, Bail/Peace Bonds. Scrouts, being devoid of civilised notions of hygiene, are known to use Morning-Urine as an antiseptic for any number of ailments, ranging from Athlete's foot to halitosis. Identifying features include Fubu clothing, Pitbull Terrier and Fetal-Alcohol Syndrome.Best avoided

Scrout: Yo, spare some change for food for my pitbull?
Me: Change comes from within your heart, my friend.
Scrout(confused): What?!?
Me: Geta job you fucking Scrout!
Scrout: Fuck You (shuffles off, dejected)
Me: Yeah, yeah (throws pennies)

by flagrantviolator June 1, 2007

sprouche

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.

"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"

by Buck Futt March 25, 2009

fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"

...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.

by D.J. III February 1, 2008

up the spout

Pregnant. Scottish slang. Used in the best movie ever made, Juno.

This is not a food baby. I've taken like three pregnancy tests and I am fo' shizz up the spout.

by Hannah the Superhero January 11, 2008

sprouts

another word for testicles

"Stop munching my sprouts"

by francis style May 11, 2010

Spoutpourer

A very harsh insult. To call someone a spoutpourer is to imply that they pour from the spout. i.e. they are a conformist and must be ridiculed at all times.

"Chris, you are a spoutpourer"
"No, I'm not!!!!" {runs away crying}

by Stanlavisbad September 19, 2004

sprut

A word used by people who cant spell good and actually mean spurt.

Stupid person: "That chick is so hot she makes me want to sprut."
Other person: "What the fuck is sprut?"

by overweightfuck May 20, 2018