Statched

To be rejected, denied, shamed.

I asked this girl out but she "statched" me.
I went to open the door but I got "statched." (couldnt open it.)

by jaman September 5, 2006

Squatched

One who is used by a sasquatch for its personal benefit.

Stanley got squatched when he went camping and has never been the same since.

by Big Doug Worden October 18, 2018

Crab Scratchers

A slang term for one's hands

Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.

by KKK612 March 12, 2008

snatch scratcher

1. A device used to relieve the itching sensation felt by that of a woman in her jigglypuff. Contrary to popular belief, several household items can be utilized as a snatch scratcher i.e. a spatula, fork, butter knife, back scratcher, or brillo pad.

2. One who uses their cuticles to relieve itching sensations felt by the female in her cock gobbler.

I had such an itch in cock pocket that I had to use a noodle scooper as a snatch scratcher.

by aikybrky September 15, 2009

coochie scratcher

A beard or goatie

Your coochie scratcher is scratching the wrong place

by Imaginerful January 12, 2014

nose scratcher

Facial tissue specifically designed for nasal scratching and booger retrieval. The only way to scratch the inside of your nose without becoming a social pariah.

Dad: Stop picking your nose!
Son: I'm not picking! I'M ITCHING!!!
Dad: Then use a Nose Scratcher!

by Rawb2k January 19, 2021

African Booty Scratcher

is not someone who scratches his master's ass but more of an asshole. A snitch. A coward.

dang that gurl is such uh african booty scratcher!

by Charles Mckenzie January 31, 2009