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Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.
Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.
by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009
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Splash

What you say when your jumpshot is extra wet. When the ball goes through the net perfectly and the net comes back up through the rim making that almost "splash" like sound. Next time you have a wet jumpshot in the gym, and you're splashing on the opposing team, simply say "Splash" as the ball leaves your hand, sure enough to anger other players and make you look like a total badass at the same time.
As Bill came to the gym and started to warm up he quickly realized his jumpshot was super-wet. When he joined a game he immediately started to splash on the other team.

Dude, we got splashed on today. This guy was splashing from Reggie Miller range.
by ryan3123 March 16, 2011
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splash blumpkin

Noun. The art of recieving a blumpkin while the toilet is clogged or stuffed, and the water is in the top of the bowl. When feces are released, the increase in volume requires the toilet water to be expelled on to the face of the person giving the afformentioned blowjob.
My buddy clogged the toilet when he flushed the baby down there, and the water was going all over the place. My dirty bitch went down on me anyway and she gave me a splash blumpkin.
by John Slivka January 1, 2007
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quim splash

when happy lady fires liquid from quim into face of unsuspecting, yet fortunate, participant in well known game of 'splash quim in his face'
That was a refreshing quim splash, but you haven't played a real game of 'splash quim in his face' until he has drowned.
by Quim man December 13, 2006
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splash the pot

a male on male activity involving one lubing a large stomach (pot) and the other engaging in sexaul activity with the folds.
We only practice safe sex. Usually we just splash each others pot. Tim loves to splash the pot.
by Night Poker November 10, 2010
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Splash Marketing

Splash Marketing. noun. This is the effective use of contemporary social media to put forth a product or service. It is the OPPOSITE of spamming your friends on their social media to buy your items or services. Its a concise, directed approach as opposed to "HI NAME IS BLAH BLAH and I made BLAH BLAH BLAH, contact me at BLAHBLAHBLAH" posted over and over. Its a more subtle approach to building a brand by posting pictures, and letting your audience in a bit more into your personal life. When people feel more connected to you as an artist, people are more comfortable spending more money more often.
Splash marketing is a way to gently let your friends, and thus their friends know that you are available with a valuable resource and your instantly accessible when they need you.
by JonesArtGlass August 3, 2011
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poon splash

when your girl squirts in a bucket/cup and then you poor it on a sleeping persons face.
Yo i woke jimmy up with a poon splash!
by soowooooppp October 21, 2009
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