snorkeling

Verb- the act of placing a woman on her back and licking her asshole while you bury your nose in her vagina; so deep that you're only able to breathe through your mouth

Man, I went snorkeling yesterday and still can't get the taste out of my mouth.

by shanelo May 8, 2011

snorkling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.

by FoxNewsFred March 21, 2010

Sporking

The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.

by Lord Rader June 3, 2011

Sparkling salmon

the act of cumming in a girls face; then using raw fish, preferably, but not limited to salmon or other closly related species, and smaking her across the face causing her to tumble down at least one flight of stairs. More than one flight is cceptable so are escalators, but they are not needed. a blow job is not required for this, but once again, it is preferable.

for the best blow job ever, I sure gave that girl a sparkling salmon.

by I <3 DOME/wierd shit. May 2, 2010

Sparkling Butthole

When a man ejaculates on and all around his lovers butthole, throws a handful of glitter over the sperm covered butthole and it then dries and sticks all over the butthole

When I saw the glitter in her bedroom, I knew she was all about the sparkling butthole.

by The Final Truth March 30, 2010

sparkling clown

While receiving a blow job, pull out and blow your load on her face. Then reach into your carefully prepared pocket full of glitter and toss it in her face.

Betty was amazed at how much her face looked like her sequined gown after her first 'sparkling clown'.

by zeyramos September 26, 2005

sporking

Having sex in a spooning position.

It's spooning, plus forking.

We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.

by Wachel Bwady February 9, 2009